ok, so today was a good day. it was a good day because i finally got to do something about one of the ridiculous fucking people who come to the theater and do just ridiculous fucking things inside. it was, i admit, a rather small something (perhaps even a petty something), but then, i am a rather small man. it made me happy and i definitely intend to let the consequent sense of authority go to my head.
i had brought a tray of food into one of the theaters, and taken several dishes to customers. upon returning, i found a woman bent over the tray, rearranging the remaining plates. rather than waving my arms around and being all, "what the fuck are you doing?" at her, i decided to play it cool. no emphasis, steady intonation: "excuse me ma'am what are you doing?" she jerked upright and scuttled past me into the theater. my interest piqued, i followed and noted where she sat before returning to the tray to investigate. it turns out that this lady had decided that we are a buffet service, made off with a slice of another person's pizza, then tried to hide it by covering the pizza with other food.
i got one of the managers, who made a thing about it and had her leave. the best part of all this was that the woman just happened to sit next to the people whose pizza she had grabbed, which meant i was able to personally embarrass her by explaining to the people exactly what had happened.
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That is awesome. That woman sucks.
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