twilight

tonight is the premiere of the new twilight movie. tonight i will be surrounded by 1500 people who think that combining vampirism with angst and sparkly lip gloss is a good idea. i do not believe in god - in fact, i consider the existence of the twilight franchise conclusive evidence for the non-existence of an omnipotent, benevolent force - but tonight i would appreciate it if you prayed for me anyway.